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If I had money to just throw around here's what I do with it today. I would buy the front page of the Oxford Leader. The headline would read, "The Rudest Woman on Earth Appears at China House." The article would say something to this effect . . .
This goes out to the woman who entered China House Take-out Tuesday at 1pm. What under God's Green Earth gives you the impression everyone at China House was interested in listening to your obnoxious voice, your obnoxiously loud abrasive voice? You come bursting through the door, on your cell phone and begin pacing back and forth as you give your "cell friend" the details of your doctor's appointment. From the top of your bleach blonde Bozo styled hair along your leathery tanned body to the tips of your knee-high, black leather, four inch heel boots you are a beast!
3 comments:
Aw, man! I was going for that title!
Had the same experience at the library the other day. Finally, the librarian clerk came over and told her cell phones were not allowed. This lady went on about a very personal procedure she had just had at the hospital and my husband was sitting right there with me. I can't stand people that do anything for attention and have no class.
was her doctor's appointment about her botched implant procedure?
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